Sunday, January 31, 2016

Victor's Eye Appointment

A couple of months ago I took Victor to the optometrist for an eye exam. As he sat in the exam chair with the large black contraption in front of his face, he said:

Victor: If Calvin were here, he would say this is a medieval torture devise.

Doctor: [small snort of laughter]

Victor: I take it you know which Calvin I'm referring to.

Doctor, after a minute: I thought they stopped publishing Calvin and Hobbes years ago.

Victor: Yes. But now you can buy it in books, such as The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes.

Also of note, Victor flunked his colorblind test. He really does not see what I see.

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