A couple of months ago I took Victor to the optometrist for an eye exam. As he sat in the exam chair with the large black contraption in front of his face, he said:
Victor: If Calvin were here, he would say this is a medieval torture devise.
Doctor: [small snort of laughter]
Victor: I take it you know which Calvin I'm referring to.
Doctor, after a minute: I thought they stopped publishing Calvin and Hobbes years ago.
Victor: Yes. But now you can buy it in books, such as The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes.
Also of note, Victor flunked his colorblind test. He really does not see what I see.